Thursday 19 September 2013

jokes

Chemistry Jokes and Riddles

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!

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